The “Does Not Compute” quest in Disney Dreamlight: A Rift in Time has us hunting down ancient artifacts for EVE. This guide covers the exact locations of every artifact, including the Slate, Dictionary, Processor Blueprint, Processor Crystal, and Power Sphere.
How to find all “Does Not Compute” ancient artifact quest items in Disney Dreamlight Valley
All of the items needed to complete “Does Not Compute” in Disney Dreamlight Valley are hidden throughout Eternity Isle. Use our handy map above for the locations of each ancient artifact and which tool to use. If you’re still stuck, read on for in-depth descriptions of each hiding spot.
How to find the Ancient Slate
TheAncient Slateis found byfishinganorange spoton thehidden beachinThe Ruins. To get there, walk down the tunneled steps. It’s the same place you set up EVE and Wall-E’s date in her friendship quest.
How to find the Ancient Dictionary
TheAncient Dictionaryis found bymininga large rock inGaston’s camp in Glittering Dunes. If you haven’t been there in a while, Gaston’s camp is accessible through a tunnel next to the quicksand fishing area inThe Plains.
How to find the Ancient Processor Blueprint
TheAncient Processor Blueprintis found byTimebendingin the smallroom behind the waterfall in The Docks. That’s the same place where you found the robot costume during theFlying Metal Nuisancequest when you first met EVE. I didn’t get the Processor Blueprint on my first attempt, so keep Timebending until it appears.
How to find the Ancient Processor Crystal
TheAncient Processor Crystalis found bydiggingthe glowing spotin theconcealed area with the stateaccessible through thetunnelinThe Courtyard. Check the map above if you’re struggling to find your way there.
How to find the Ancient Power Sphere
TheAncient Power Sphereis also found bydigging a glowing spot, this time on thetiny island connected to the Sundial in The Grove. Assuming you haven’t moved your Well from its original spot, fast travel there and walk straight ahead to access the Sundial area.
How to repair the Ancient Processor
Interact with Timebending Table (there’s one outside your house on Eternity Isle by default), selectQuest, andcraft the Ancient Processorwith the parts you found,plus three Ancient Gear and three Ancient Plate. These items can be found randomly through Timebending.
What to take pictures of in EVE’s home
Once you return to EVE with your newly crafted Ancient Processor, you’ll be tasked with taking photos of three objects in her house.
How to craft the Universal Adapter
Craft theUniversal Adapterat a regular crafting bench with the following materials:
Bring the Universal Adapter to EVE to complete “Does Not Compute”! If you’ve helped Eve, Gaston, and Rapunzel, you’ll then be able to continue A Rift in Time Act 2’s main story questline.

While you’re exploring the new content in Eternity Isle, don’t forget to complete Star Path duties, such asharvesting cooling herbs, to earn Disney Park-themed rewards. Unless you’re here from the future, in which case, did we find out what’s in Skull Rock yet?
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